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Can I bring my own ergonomic kneeling stool to church?

long story, i prayed for god to fix my vision and apparently he thought i was asking too much and it would be funny to destroy my knee cap in a hunting "accident"... Anyway, is it a sin to bring my own kneelin' chair or knee pads to mass? If catholics out there know a good brand of pads please.

Public Comments

  1. i don't know if it's a sin, but give it a shot. or you could just not kneel lost.eu/21618
  2. no not if its Methodist you wont need one! we stay in the pews
  3. Actually, many newly designed Catholic churches are going to more ergonomically designed kneeling benches for those with bad knees. There have even been encyclicals issued that "kneeling in your heart" is okay.
  4. You really don't get it do you? Google self-flagellation and other priestly hijinks. Didn't you see the daVinci Code? The more you suffer NOW, the less you suffer in the hereafter. Start sufferin'. Succotash. No stool for you Ultrastool.
  5. Bring your gerbil and his little friend; and they could hold you up when your kneeling so your knees won;t touch the floor,Those little guys can hold up to 100 pounds each; pretty good for such little fellows .,. Shelly
  6. Bring two fo the seat pads for more cushiony effect. Also get wet before hand for that squeaky "FFFFFFFFFFTTTTHHHHT!" sound when you go on and off them.
  7. try a holy hammock or even better just drive your hummer right up to the pulpit. I think Norton do a religious recliner.
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